parodeity: (SWORD 🎧 breaker)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [personal profile] robosmith 2018-08-14 11:26 pm (UTC)

honestly im not sure how anyone could turn that offer down
from what i have seen of the guy he is like a robotic puppy
and like can you really be that guy who kicks a puppy
when hes all slobbering at your feet for you to throw the rap stick
so he can chase after it all gangly limbed and catch it in his mouth
only he catches like the wrong frisbee and brings it back and hes just so proud of himself you dont have the heart to go
dude no
i threw a stick not a frisbee
wrong thing
so you just go good boy
because at your core you are a weak motherfucker who cant overcome the power of puppydog eyes

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