[ given that he knows what's going on with dave and john, he figures Something's Up and there's more to this seemingly simple check in.
but y'know, he'll play along. ]
Leg's been healing just fine. Other than the probable addition of yet another scar, there's no lasting damage or anything. So good, I'd say. You doing alright?
that is good to hear. about the healing, not the scarring. the scarring actually sounds like that will suck. but yes! everything is fine...i think i got off easiest when it comes to the island. our house got all of its color back. so that's cool. i guess maybe it is just how things go here. something stupid and maybe dangerous happens, and then everything goes back to normal. and so i wanted to make sure you and jake were fine.
Honestly, it's not a big deal. Another day, another scar. Business as usual. But that's good. Guess I'll see what amazing color mash-ups you guys have next time I'm over for lunch. It better be ridiculously clashing or else I'm going to be disappointed. But there's certainly a pattern emerging. I think it's been quiet for long enough now that we can expect something stupid to happen again soon. Anyway, I'm fine and Jake is Jake. Probably missing Hellmurder Island 2.0 and mourning the lack of bodacious blue babes, hallucinatory or otherwise.
that is maybe not how you should be approaching that but ok dirk. and it is definitely half-clashing and half-ok. perfectly ironic. it already passed dave's examination and stuff. i am taking bets on what the next stupid thing is. we got werewolves and sirens. what's next, vampires? mummies? why aren't we getting ghosts? maybe it's for the best. i'm glad to hear it though. but also has he...always been like that? jake and blue ladies. i feel like i maybe missed that.
Scars are badges of honor, John. Or just an unfortunate result of falling over and hitting your head on the edge of a table or other such accidents, but you know. Principle of the matter. And good. I can't wait to see it. Who knows, we might get ghosts just because you mentioned them just now. Be careful what you wish for is right up this fairy tale alley. And yeah, he's always had a thing for blue-skinned ladies. Don't ask me why because I don't have a fuckin' clue. But I partially blame that shitty Avatar movie he loves so much.
the last time i got a scar your bro freaked out on me so i am not sure i buy it. i would be more than okay with ghosts! nannasprite was technically a ghost. and so were a bunch of the trolls. at least we would know how to handle them. ...jake's letter talked about weekend at bernie's but nothing about avatar and suddenly i feel like i know nothing about my slimewise junior dad. this may be for the better. also whatever dave says i am not that into liv tyler anymore. so. i doubt it is a family trait.
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but y'know, he'll play along. ]
Leg's been healing just fine.
Other than the probable addition of yet another scar, there's no lasting damage or anything.
So good, I'd say.
You doing alright?
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but yes! everything is fine...i think i got off easiest when it comes to the island.
our house got all of its color back. so that's cool.
i guess maybe it is just how things go here. something stupid and maybe dangerous happens, and then everything goes back to normal.
and so i wanted to make sure you and jake were fine.
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Another day, another scar. Business as usual.
But that's good.
Guess I'll see what amazing color mash-ups you guys have next time I'm over for lunch. It better be ridiculously clashing or else I'm going to be disappointed.
But there's certainly a pattern emerging. I think it's been quiet for long enough now that we can expect something stupid to happen again soon.
Anyway, I'm fine and Jake is Jake. Probably missing Hellmurder Island 2.0 and mourning the lack of bodacious blue babes, hallucinatory or otherwise.
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and it is definitely half-clashing and half-ok. perfectly ironic. it already passed dave's examination and stuff.
i am taking bets on what the next stupid thing is. we got werewolves and sirens. what's next, vampires? mummies? why aren't we getting ghosts?
maybe it's for the best.
i'm glad to hear it though. but also has he...always been like that? jake and blue ladies. i feel like i maybe missed that.
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Or just an unfortunate result of falling over and hitting your head on the edge of a table or other such accidents, but you know. Principle of the matter.
And good. I can't wait to see it.
Who knows, we might get ghosts just because you mentioned them just now. Be careful what you wish for is right up this fairy tale alley.
And yeah, he's always had a thing for blue-skinned ladies. Don't ask me why because I don't have a fuckin' clue.
But I partially blame that shitty Avatar movie he loves so much.
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i would be more than okay with ghosts! nannasprite was technically a ghost. and so were a bunch of the trolls. at least we would know how to handle them.
...jake's letter talked about weekend at bernie's but nothing about avatar and suddenly i feel like i know nothing about my slimewise junior dad. this may be for the better.
also whatever dave says i am not that into liv tyler anymore. so. i doubt it is a family trait.
[To follow ladies into the ocean, he means.]