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prince of kokoro ([personal profile] robosmith) wrote2018-05-11 03:11 am

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parodeity: captaincrapster @ tumblr (BETA 🎧 this is home)

[personal profile] parodeity 2018-09-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
hey so
what is it that you like about jake
out of curiosity
if thats not like a too weird or intrusive question

also yeah biology is fake high five

and ill like
keep that in mind if i need a bolt hole
you know you can come over here whenever too right
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-09-11 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
im pretty sure EVERYONE has seen that ass simply because we had no choice when the dude was in that tiny speedo for how long
which by the way still unfortunate bless his getting other clothes
a literal banana hammock is not a good fashion statement
i know it wasnt his fault but like yeah
well now there are a bunch of other guys existing so like youd know by now i think
if that was the only reason
some of the people around here are pretty cute
its like theres some attractiveness requirement to being interdimensionally kidnapped
and we all meet it

i forget what the point of this sentence was